...uh.... no. Nope.
For a moment there, I almost cared about something. Started to think maybe I should do something, fulfill some sort of responsibility.
But I sat real still, and it went away.
In the comments, Kim from Frothing at le Mouse, asks if there is such a thing as enhanced indolence, and posits that she could be suffering from it. This is an exciting new concept for me, since I'm new to slacking, and I think every reader should investigate it thoroughly this weekend. Get to it! We must know more. Get back to me on this.
This means something, people.