Aug 19, 2007

LOLCat Bible Translations


I so totally ripped this from the peerless, pistol-packin' Red Sugar, but it seems that the LOLCat meme has jumped the shark. Blasphemy from the strangest sources! And yet...


Mary was all preggers from the Holey Ghosty.

19. Joe was all liek "Oh snap, dis embarrassin. I's gonna hide mah wife".

20. But when he was tihnkin, zomg, angel frm Invisible Man was in his dreems! Angel sayed "Hai, don't be fraided to has Mary for ur wife, cuz her baby be frm Holey Ghosty.

21. "And she gonna made a son, and you gonna call him Jesus, cuz he gonna save ppl and pwn dere sinz."

22. So all dis was all did so it'd be all liek Invisible Man sayed it was gonna be. His profet was all liek:

23. "Hay guise, look at dis, teh virgin iz all preggers, and dey gonna call him Immany", dat means "Invisible Man wit us"

You can't really argue with the theology as presented.

Not sure if it's gonna be with us for another 3 months or, like "All Your Base Are Belong To Us", will ride the tide of tedium right on into another half-decade.

8/28/07: sent cat pic back to its owner.

3 comments:

GrannyGrump said...

If you enjoyed that, you gotta get you a copy of PL8SPK and read a version of Genesis composed entirely of California vanity license plates.

Please remember that this is from memory and will be full of mistakes, but I want to get you a feel:

INTHE BGNING DID GODCRE8 HEAVEN PLUSERTH. TH HLYSPRT DIDCRUZ ONE TOTALLY VOID MONDO DARKNIS.

...

ADAMIS 1LONEBOY INEDEN. "IWILL MAKA FEMALE 4U2LUV." GODDUZ PULLLL OUTA RIB2USE. DATSEVE.

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EATEAT GODDID TELLEM. EATCORN. EATNUTS. EATYAMS. BUTNO. DONTUCH FRUIT OFTHETREE YONDER. DATS NOT4U TRY1 ANDU2 EATDETH.

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"NOTTRUE" GOES DASERPNT TOEVA. "U2 CANB LIKEGOD -- WIZE, KNOWNG GOODNEVL. TRYIT. YBDULL?

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YIKES! THEYSAD. LOOKATU! LOOKAME! GOGETTA FIGLEAF!

Elisson said...

LOLCat-speak is amusing when applied to images of cats and other beasties.

When applied to great blocks of prose such as the Bible, not so much. I guess having those kittehs helps.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Hi, Grannygrump, and welcome!

Vanity plates? Only in California...!

In Florida, all the vanity plates could talk about would be the 'Gators.