Mary was all preggers from the Holey Ghosty.
19. Joe was all liek "Oh snap, dis embarrassin. I's gonna hide mah wife".
20. But when he was tihnkin, zomg, angel frm Invisible Man was in his dreems! Angel sayed "Hai, don't be fraided to has Mary for ur wife, cuz her baby be frm Holey Ghosty.
21. "And she gonna made a son, and you gonna call him Jesus, cuz he gonna save ppl and pwn dere sinz."
22. So all dis was all did so it'd be all liek Invisible Man sayed it was gonna be. His profet was all liek:
23. "Hay guise, look at dis, teh virgin iz all preggers, and dey gonna call him Immany", dat means "Invisible Man wit us"
You can't really argue with the theology as presented.
Not sure if it's gonna be with us for another 3 months or, like "All Your Base Are Belong To Us", will ride the tide of tedium right on into another half-decade.
8/28/07: sent cat pic back to its owner.