Because Elisson had to debase some fine art, I was reminded to go check on Patrick Hughes and see if he was still alive. (Warning! Both sites are rated NSFW or any other civilized society!)
Patrick is alive and kicking I'm glad to say. If you've never checked out his "Diary of Indignities" well, hitch up yer britches*ahem* and get over there. He has the same kinda weird family as you do.
This picture was shamelessly stolen from his site for the purpose of research at my job. Seriously.