Don't want a sailboat? Don't have a Ferrari? Here's a whole new way to slack with the Slick Set. From the Guy Gear link on the left, Uncrate has a way for you tailgate in style. Behold, The Most Marvelous Object in the World.
You know you want one. Fourteen large will get you one.
Ooooh Update! Scroll down at that link for "Costume T-Shirts"!
Meanwhile, back to my marketing report. Sigh.