Or do you wanna be a pirate?
Tomorrow is the dubious and celebrated,
"International Talk Like a Pirate Day".
Talk is cheap, sez I.
Got pirate creds? List 'em.
We'll hoist them up the mast and see who salutes your rank deeds as most pirate-like. Or we'll hoist your rank longjohns on the foc'sl and keep them downwind of us.
Either way, if you read my blog, you'll know what kind of competition you have.
Meanwhile, I have no idea who this wench is. She wouldn't give a name and was all but ready to have m'liver for breakfast when I snapped this shot. Don't mess with her!
THIS JUST IN from the poopdeck: Elisson is doing Pirate Stand-up. One day only folks!