There is no cure for the common cold crud I'm experiencing right now. However, I find that Stoli vodka and grapefruit juice certainly knock this cold on its ass.
I feel lower than Michael Vick. Bleh.
Update: (like youse guys care) Still pretty sick. Slept pretty well, got up and went into work. Bad decision. Boss asks me how I feel. "Like crap on a cracker," I respond. After a few hours of hearing me cough everyone pretty much was in agreement about me taking my germs back home.
Update 2: Grapefruit juice and Bacardi Orange go pretty damn well together. Stopped the coughing for a bit, anyway.