Important stuff that's going to Helen:
Suitcase full of the usual weekend getaway clothes.
Ipod full of travelin' music.
Also, Offerings Suitable for Generating Games of Competition and Skill:
Rum.Am I missing anything?
Really good cigars.
1 Pirate Flag.
30 Gold Doubloons.
1 Ball o' Bugs.
1 Lava Lamp keychain, collector's edition.
1 Headless Chicken.
5 Flying, Screaming Monkeys.