Nov 13, 2007

Cat-Door Death in My Little Town

Folks, this town plays for keeps.

"He's a big guy. I don't even know how he could fit through there," Elliot said. "Probably to get in and unlock the door. They said he had one arm through there and his head was caught in there like he was to reach up and unlock the door because there's no way he could fit through there."

You can't hire good help, or get a job completed on time, or motivate someone to do what you've paid them to do, oh no. But just let one little gal say, "No!" to some man, and watch the laser-like focus on a task: regaining lost ground at any price, any way, Right Now.

Proud. Stubborn. Dead.

I need to move away from this end of the gene pool.

9 comments:

Jim - PRS said...

The guy's name was Felix. Or was it Sylvester?

Mark said...

Check the video for a look at his friend...

Oy. Teeth just aren't important I guess...

Mizz E said...

ADT man came to my house to hook up the unlawful entry monitoring system this afternoon. He said: "We're most interested in making sure the magnetic contacts are strong on your back door. That's where most break-ins occur. They can and will kick in a door even with a dead bolt."

What we have here:
Proud. Stubborn. Stupid. Dead

Joan of Argghh! said...

Yeah, I figured stupid was a given.

Mark, you have no idea how many people here are sportin' "summer teeth."

Some'r here, and some'r there.

Mark said...

LMAO! There's a joke around here about Lake county, California (the meth and Social Security deadbeat capital of California):

What do you have when you have four people in a bar in Lakeville?

A full set of teeth...

BTW - My wife says the cat door guy committed suicide.

Suicide by stupidity.

Oswegan said...

That's messed up. His best friend doesn't look too bright either - if that's any indication of how big of a dumbshit the guy was.

This might be a Darwin Award candidate.

~Oswegan

nonny said...

Ah ha ha ha that is so funny ah ha ha

*Skippedy hops off to hell*

Holder said...

Oswegan beat me to it, but I've been laughing at that guy, too.

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

One Word: Cat-Ass-Trophy

Skully