Nov 3, 2007

It Has Been My Experience...

...that the more blonde highlights I have in my hair, the higher my salary goes; regardless of whether my boss is male or female.

I need a raise...

11 comments:

Kim said...

I'm all about the blonde highlights, salary be damned! In fact I've got them to the point that they resemble my four year old self. That way the gray can just turn white and no one will know the diff. I lurves my highlights.

Joan of Argghh! said...

I lurves 'em too, but I've been color-correcting the brown this year and my salary has suffered to the tune of $10,000 in the last 12 mos.

Anonymous said...

So now you know the power of the peroxide. I hope you have also learned that all blondes must sit in the sun for that radiant halo effect.

It slays 'em.

suzette

Oswegan said...

Just bleach the whole damn thing and go for CEO.

~Oswegan

Holder said...

hey, maybe I'll try that... get a new car from the hubby.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Shrew, I'm still a brunette, streaked with attitude, not sunshine.
:)

Holder, I think the new car might work. A bit of blonde and The JR has been chasing me around the house for the last day! Hehe!

Kim said...

Or we could all shave our heads, get tattoos and get a reality show?

Joan of Argghh! said...

Kim, you go first! We're right there with ya, girl!

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Blonde streaks, got it.
Oh wait, I'm retired, and mostly bald to boot.
Well, it was a good idea while it lasted.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Ben, maybe you could spiff up the beard and 'stache, y'know?

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Well, yeah. I could, but I don't wanna be known as Cap'n blonde streakin' red beard.

Cap'n gray-streakin' red beard is bad enough.