I admire their courage and self-sacrifice. But will this continuous hard service produce a broken consumer army?
See, that may be just the wedge-issue the naysayers need. This type of onslaught of consumerism and spending in the war on retailers will just encourage more guerrilla marketing tactics.
Pretty soon, the smaller retailer cells will follow al-Wally World's lead and will begin slashing and pulling down prices at all hours of the night, in an effort to empty our wallets and spread our spending around until it's as thin as a Clinton prevarication.
This is just the beginning of the escalation of hostilities. I'm waiting it out, however, and will enlist only when things are looking absolutely bleak.
I'm a patriot, sure, but I have my price, and we haven't reached that point yet.