While selflessly watching the unwatchable and reporting back to the home crowd, Stephen Green, the inimitable VodkaPundit, suffered a terrible setback. He needs immediate help:
7:54pm My favorite cocktail shaker, a Christmas/Chanukah gift from a couple years ago, has developed a leak. I blame the speeded-up campaign season. Also, I wish I were kidding. It's a gorgeous shaker. I had to make this new martini with the Emergency Backup Travel Shaker. Sigh.
I would suggest this elegant flashback to a better time, featured of course, in UnCrate. Ever since I saw it about a week ago, I've been trying to think of a way to link it to Stephen without him thinking I'm mashing on him or something. Now I have a totally legit reason to pimp his excellent debate drunk-blogging and perhaps drum up some support for his liver.