My work load today:
- Scrubbed and washed an 18-foot tall, hard, naked man.
- Went to a restaurant supply store to buy a table skirt: $100.
- Did the writing, layout and artwork for a publication.
- Swept a sidewalk.
- Operated a
- Bought $426 worth of champagne.
- Found a mistake. A big one. Not my mistake, however.
- Was asked to supervise my own boss and two other men trying to figure the aesthetic placement of cement benches.
- ...and retired a parachute.
How was your work load today?