Show your extreme Slackitude by asserting your place on the food chain, and get less-evolved critters to do your work for you. Then go have a civilized cup of tea.
Don't you just want a steaming hot cup of tea made from leaves that have been hand-picked by monkeys?
Picked by the same paws that fling poo, I imagine.
[h/t: Uncrate. Who else?]
Pursuing the wily ratings point
1 hour ago