Jan 28, 2008

Evolve already!

Show your extreme Slackitude by asserting your place on the food chain, and get less-evolved critters to do your work for you. Then go have a civilized cup of tea.

Don't you just want a steaming hot cup of tea made from leaves that have been hand-picked by monkeys?

Picked by the same paws that fling poo, I imagine.

[h/t: Uncrate. Who else?]


Peggy U said...

No ... I DON'T WANT monkey-picked tea!!! Doesn't PETA object to monkey labor? They might as well do something useful for a change!

Erica said...

I reckon the meek shall inherit the earth...or the wind. Something like that. Personally, I'm against it, seeing as we are sort of related to them.

Heavens, I'd have gotten expelled from yeshiva, possibly ex-communicated, if I told my rabbi such anti-Creationist ideas.

Mark said...

It probably tastes like crap.

joated said...

Beats the coffee that IS crapped out by some critter. (I've lost all mental connection with that product. Wiped completely from my mind as I've no interest in eating anything that came from that end of any critter unless it's in a shell.)

pamibe said...

I don't see anything wrong with monkey slave labor. After all, we utilize horses, cattle and dogs to do jobs for us.

But there's an EW factor there nonetheless.

Joan of Argghh! said...

And really, shouldn't I say paw-picked instead of hand-picked?

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

You gotta ask yourself this:
where's that paw been?
Can't we use monkeys for somethin' else, like maybe checkin' for pirahnas or somethin?

Sorry. I hate monkeys. But I got good reason to. Trust me, they aren't warm n' cuddly.
I do like 'em better than Jihadists, but that ain't sayin' much.

nonny said...

Jesus do monkeys have hands or paws? they have a thumb so is it not a hand?

I tagged you Miss Joany.

Anonymous said...

Untouched by human hands!