I have found the perfect job for The Slacker who needs an income but doesn't really want to work: Sinecure.
Better than marrying a rich person, even, as advice for financial success-by-proxy. See also: Hillary.
Believe it or not, *ahem,* that was a word on the spelling test I was given during the job interview today. I have no idea how this word has escaped my notice, but I'm like a kid with a new toy. Sinecure! "Without a Care." A true and noble calling for a worthy Slacker! But a hideous aberration in unworthy and political hands.
Wikipedia describes it thusly:
"Sinecure means an office which requires or involves little or no responsibility, labour, or active service."See also: Congressman, Trophy Wife, or DMV employee.I'm sure you've met such a fortunate one. Now you know what to call them.