Face it, Slackers. In the age of HDTV, Hillary doesn't stand a chance against the Bold and the Beautiful:
HD is so unforgiving. Every wild nose hair, age spot, bag, wrinkle and wattle will be so glaringly REAL in HD. Good gawd, in HD you can see individual drops of rain and crocodile tears as they're falling.
The only Republicans that could've stood up to that kind of scrutiny would've been Fred What-Do-I-Care-My-Wife-is-HAWT Thompson, or Mitt Romney.
So, yeah, we're pretty much screwed if Obama gets the Dem nomination. Undermined by our own esthetics and technology.
Update: Cracker, please. Chrissy Matthews gets some virtual frottage from Obama.