Feb 5, 2008

"My father has a kind heart," said Omar bin Laden.



I guess that WTC business was just a philosophical disagreement.

Osama's spawn wants to visit with the Pope.

And I want a pony...

Oh, have it, Slackers. I'm beyond amazed.


h/t: Freepers


13 comments:

pamibe said...

Why? So he can assassinate him? Gah!

Erica said...

Wow.

"'My father has a kind heart," said Omar bin Laden.'"

And I enjoy sticking sharp and/or poisonous objects into the various orifices in my body.

Next.

Joan of Argghh! said...

He already has his father's money. How much more does he need from the world?

He must be jealous of Oprah.

Mark said...

From the article:

"Under Islamic law, men can have up to four wives provided the man treats them all equally."

I guess that means you have to beat your favorite wife, too...

Joan of Argghh! said...

He knows she's just asking for it anyway.

Hazel Stone said...

No ponies.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Heh. I loved the Napeleon commercial during the Super Bowl.

Robin Starfish said...

$%(*&$! What a time to be fresh out of rocket launchers.

Hammer said...

A kind heart...when it comes to radical muslims and sheep.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Robin, you need to visit Nawth Cahrolina.

Hammer, he really does have a kind heart, the evil kind.

Peggy U said...

What, did he kill a kind person and rip his heart out and keep it?

holder said...

a kind heart
yeah, the kind that should be splattered from here to the moon in little ionized particles!

Joan of Argghh! said...

Heh. As only a good science teacher can express it! Hi, Holder!