...with this excellent clip of a cute little Blackbird singing sweetly to some Iraqi snipers.
No children, it's not on YouTube and I can't embed it, but it's definitely worth about 20 seconds of your time. (YouTube link found!)
No blood. Nothing like that. But it will make you smile.
In my best nail salon owner voice: You go NOW!
If you have about seven minutes, you can watch the whole thing here.
Saturday Night Open Thread
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