May 4, 2008

Um... I Have No Explanation for This, Either:

But I can think of plenty of titles and captions for this video that would bring me the horrible google-hits from the pit of hell. But you can feel free to submit your own titles for this video in the comments. I have one in mind that is just soooo wrong. Still, this is possibly the most disturbing/funny/awful/weird thing you can see that is still safe for work:


Update already: Who am I to question what is normal?

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23 comments:

Erica said...

What words are there?? So dirty...and yet...so oozjhy goozjhy. Oy, kitties! Who knew they had such an inner pervert?

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Joan of Argghh! said...

It's just kitty-love, I guess. To comment is to reveal too much about oneself!

:o)

Erica said...

What can I say? You got me and my shameless smutty self nailed.

Mike Wilson said...

Ya know, I clicked "Post a Comment" and said out loud "Ok, I'LL say it."

Then I got the comment form and realized... there really just might be nothing to say.

Mrs. Who said...

It was funny imagining what the cat might be saying...

Anonymous said...

.... wow... that was actually quite disturbing....

Vulgar Wizard said...

Title suggestions:
1. "WTF"
2. "Paddle Meh Tocks"
3. "Whack-A-Kitty"

Why do cats have backside fettishes? I do this to my cat using my hands; he lies down and puts his butt in the air. I don't get it, but he likes it. Whatever.

JihadGene said...

Deer Arrrrrrgh...

Where I'm comes frum we call it the World Famous Korean Cat Meat Massage & Tenderizing Process! I'm usually skin mine first. Sorry cromment so short but I'm gotta wok my dog.

Ruv Yoo Looong Time!
Great Reader KIM Jong IL

joated said...

Yeah, the kitty is certainly getting off on this.

GUYK said...

kitty love? hmmmm, now I have to wonder if he spanks the monkey after he beats the kitty..

Defector said...

Oh my freakin G-d! THERE IS REINCARNATION! That cat is the reincarnation of a regular at a San Francisco leather club! Lol

Francis W. Porretto said...

I have polled the five cats here at the Fortress of Crankitude, and they were unanimous in their disapproval. Not of the kittywhacking itself, but of filming it and putting it on the Web. Such things should be done only in decorous privacy, to preserve the excitement and mystique. Why, if kittywhacking porn were to proliferate -- more widely than it already has, that is -- pretty soon we'd all be glued to our computers, and would become too jaded to whack our actual kitties!

I shall inform the FBI at once. maybe work up some public-service posters. Kittywhacking Videos: Threat or Menace? Watch for the upcoming special on FOX News.

Hammer said...

That ...er cat sure can take a pounding ;)

Richmond said...

Damn. Now I have seen it all...

Really - I don't know what to think. But a happy kitty is a happy kitty, right?

Right. I don't know what to think...

LeeAnn said...

At least it's not a monkey.

LeeAnn said...

PS... crap. Did not read entire comments before I said that. Guyk beat me to it. *sniffle* A day late and a paddled pu.... kitty short.

Ted said...

God I love the internet.

Anonymous said...

So, S&M stands for Smack & Meow, right? Wow, I learned something. (Like, post this comment anonymously.)

Anonymous said...

Wow ... that is about as weird a thing as I have ever seen! It seems kind of perverted, and that cat seems to enjoy it. How do you arrive at doing something like that in the first place? I just do not have the imagination ... Wow. Has Velociman seen this? He is a connoisseur of the unusual, so I'm sure he'd appreciate it!

--PeggyU

Harvey said...

How does it get started? The way most things do, I guess... you're doing whatever you normally do with pink foam paddles, which I can't imagine what that would be, then one day you smack an annoying cat with one, and the cat turns out to be one of those who likes it rough.

After a while, one paddle just isn't enough any more... you know how things things get out of control...

LeeAnn said...

I don't know that we understand more about how things get out of control, but I do feel now we understand more about Harvey.

Anonymous said...

Well ... okay, now we have a problem. We tried it on our tabby cat (we don't have paddles, my husband just spanked him lightly with his hands). Damn cat liked it! I don't think we'll be repeating that test. I will never look at cats the same again.

--PeggyU

Anonymous said...

I CAN HAS SAFE WORD?

- zonker