Jun 4, 2008

Bacon Bits (Reposted. Fixed Comment Thingy. Dork.)

Just thinking ahead to Father's Day, ladies.

Which makes me think: has anyone yet created a tie that looks like bacon? Hold on, brb...

Okay. I can't explain this photo, except Google thinks he's wearing a bacon tie:

No, I can't explain why he looks like an overweight screamer from a Batman and Robin Fantasy Weekend. Oh please, can't someone do better than this? There's got to be a goldmine oil well of money to be made on this, people. A tie. That looks like crispy bacon. And bacon aftershave. Bacon deodorant. Bacon jock itch powder.

No, men aren't pigs, but I bet they wouldn't mind smelling like they just smoked a pork belly. (Boy, does that sound... perverse. -ed)

Me, I kinda like for a man to smell of fine tabacco and good bourbon.

Thanks to Uncrate.


USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

You just can't go wrong with bacon!
I wouldn't recommend bacon jock itch powder though...particularly around dogs.

Oh, and nothin' personal but Canadian bacon just doesn't qualify as bacon.
It's freakin' ham, eh?

Nancy said...


scroll down the sidebar.


scan down towards the bottom of the post

Joan of Argghh! said...

Oh, Nancy! That's just great! Knitted pork bellies must be seen to be appreciated. I think I could manage to knit a rasher if I could remember how to knit.

Anonymous said...

I have seen your comments all over, but this is the first time I have stopped by.



Joan of Argghh! said...

Vorenus, welcome. Why you chose to comment on this ridiculous post is a s mystery, though!

Anonymous said...

I like bourbon and bacon. Not necessarily together.