When there's a Real Man running for President, you gotta be thankful for the opportunity to vote for him!
Go and show your support!
I'd run for President myself, in this climate.
My campaign slogan: "You could do worse. Heck, you've already done worse!"
At any rate, there's nothing shameful any more except for politics itself, so I guess my ignoble upbringing and tales of secret heartache and shame wouldn't make much of a headline. And I'm a good project manager, know how to delegate, and I could promise not to actually do anything. At all. Nuthin'. Except for maybe nuking Iran. I'd be known as the Vacationing President. I'd show up somewhere and declare a party! And veto anything that wasn't about allowing offshore drilling and Anwar development.
h/t to HossierBoy.