Because they understand the consequences of unsuccessful penis fencing:
They make it sound so violent, and then so... sad.
It's a cruel world, baby.
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It's not easy being flat. Or wormy.
Word veri says: psujrkk - that must be how the losing worms feel when the duel is over...
Whoda figured Peter Coyote had fallen on such hard times that he had to stoop to gay/tranny bug porn to earn a living? Guess a B actor's gotta eat.
Probably in his studio contract, cuz they know where the real money is.
Robin, I'm so glad I have no idea what you're talking about. But all this does bring an indelicate scientific question: these mere flatworms have two penises. Is modern man actually a devolution of biology and... are the guys all disappointed?
:o)
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First, I think one's enough. I don't want to wake up in the morning having to pee with two hard-ons.
Second, I think the worm's penis should be the worm's business, not everyone else's.
Further study indicates that once a flatworm has been subjugated, it becomes a female.
Not exactly PC, but Nature just calls it the way she sees it! Funny that, in human life, everyone's a female in the womb until the brain is washed with aggressive hormones that turn the female fetus into a male. Science is fun!
Or did everyone think this was some kind of pervert-post?
If they have two penises... peniss... penii... whatever... if they have two, does that mean they get to postpone taking out the garbage on account of that "special" Baywatch episode is on where Pamela nearly loses a nipple to a shark twice?
I'm just checking.
I'm not disappointed that I only have one. Honestly, I get in enough trouble with that one. Two? No thanx. As for sex lasting an hour? Damn, I'm jealous!
So off the record, how DID you happen across a video of penis fencing? Looking for cock-blocking vids? *wink*
Now, now. I was simply asked a direct question in a direct manner. I'd never heard of it. I'm sure some pervs have.
S'ok, no one ever knows what I'm talking about, least of all me...
Peter Coyote was the 'Flatworms' voiceover. Funny, I didn't see it listed in his filmography.
Mr. Coyote has only one penis. Personally I think Bernadette would have been a better match to the subject.
Yes, I'm currently unemployed (willfully) with too much time on my hands...
The little guys sometimes have two peckereses. They need 'em, and we pythons feel for 'em.
BTW, looks like the Yabu worm took a lot of dick in that video. Remind to send him my congratulations.
P.S. At least I'm not out there bragging about my starfish!
That looks like any ol' Saturday night for us...
Seriously, freaking weird. But thankee!
Heh, bsck when they still let me teach biology I would talk about flatworm reproduction- complete with a demonstration. Hold both you hands up, palms facing, then bring down you middle finger, and fence! Always got my students going. Which led to a discussion on Hermaphrodites (and why humans aren't) and why anal sex can't get a girl pregnant.
Wait, I think I just figured out why they don't let me teach biology anymore. Damn.
This is a sport that could catch on in Vegas.
Pretty hard to get inside info on a flatworm...so there wouldn't be any fixed bets.
Peter Coyote? Damn, he must be hurting for work.
Wow...talk about a multi-purpose tool.
And Holder: LMAO!!!! But I bet those kids remembered it!
Penis Fencing- reminds me of my days as a Med student in urology.
... good god, that was horrible......
Aw, c'mon Eric. It's Zombie-free!
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