In order to fully establish my geek cred, I've decided to work from home. Note that I did not decide to get rich quick. I just have a plan, and in the meantime there's little wonderful service called, ChaCha.com to keep me amused.
And what do I do? I spend my now-massive amounts of idle hours telling people what they don't know. Tell me I don't know how to pick a dream job! Well, I don''t, apparently. More on that later. Or not.
But my esquincle son told me about ChaCha, since he thinks I know everything. So I signed up, took a test or two or ten. Passed the evals and now I'm a professional know-it-all. Feels right. So, while I wait around for the winning Lotto numbers, here's what I'm learning:
... how many people have died on rides in Disney since 2001.
... whether or not cracking your knuckles hurts you in any significant way.
... which is considered the worst shark attack ever.
... that jelly fish don't have bones, a brain or a heart. See also: Politicians
... where the name for "dominoes" comes from.
... who Feigner was and why he is significant in Major League Baseball History.
... a lot of clinical facts about sex.
... why guys like blonde jokes.
... and how many Presidents we had before George Washington.
Yeah. I'm officially insufferable now. About time it paid off.