Oct 20, 2008

Apocalax Now!

Zombies gotta respect a chick who is wielding some serious steel. Zombie Tools is just the place to find that special Tool for Special Times, be it the Zombie Apocalypse or a home invasion by the coming Thugocracy. Behold the Apocalax!:

Apocalax: So much heavy metal heft for just $100 per pound. Not sure what the chick weighs, but the blade costs $375. Don't worry, they have an actual selection of blades, my favorite being the Urban Bone Machete.

Even if you're planning on waiting it all out in your bomb-shelter, you should at least go check out the gallery pics, get some ideas for Halloween.

Hey, between me and Uncrate, we've got your back.


Meanwhile, it looks like there's been some Bad Bad Juju,folks, going on in the skies. Huh. I thought the next blown-eyed meet wasn't until this weekend.


pamibe said...

On first glance I thought Apocalax was a very potent potable.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Heh. Well, disemboweling is still an applicable term, I guess.

Mike Wilson said...

Holy crap I want the whole set.

dogette said...

Friggin' zombies, man. I'm so tired of their shit. If I had a nickel for every time one of the bastards staggered up the front lawn --

Irrelephant said...

I'm SO ready for the undead. Got my ammo, my blades and my six-pack. Bring it on, hoardes!

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

Nice dress! Who says the kids nowadays don't have good fashion sense?