Zombies gotta respect a chick who is wielding some serious steel. Zombie Tools is just the place to find that special Tool for Special Times, be it the Zombie Apocalypse or a home invasion by the coming Thugocracy. Behold the Apocalax!:
Apocalax: So much heavy metal heft for just $100 per pound. Not sure what the chick weighs, but the blade costs $375. Don't worry, they have an actual selection of blades, my favorite being the Urban Bone Machete.
Even if you're planning on waiting it all out in your bomb-shelter, you should at least go check out the gallery pics, get some ideas for Halloween.
Hey, between me and Uncrate, we've got your back.