This is a post for my son, who has a serious case of arachnophobia.
Here's a spider to play with, Mr. Waugh. You can make him fat, skinny, jumpy, feed him insects (hit the space bar) and pivot the plane of the table. Click and drag him around and generally just waste precious time you could better spend watching mushrooms grow in your apartment ceiling, son. I dunno. Seemed like fun to me, but I'm easily amused right now. Click to launch:
More silliness can be found at OneMotion.
Too bad you don't have a cat to torment:
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