Oct 29, 2008

Obama/Khalidi/Ayers Tape Contains State Secrets About Our Troops in Iraq!!

Exclusive to Primordial Slack. Must credit Joan of Argghh! for this scoop.

Yeah. I'm kidding. But it's not like anyone's gonna come up with enough cash to pry it out of the L.A. Times, so I figure if we can convince the New York Times that it will hurt our troops and our mission in Iraq, they'll fall all over themselves to get that tape.

Work with me, people. Must I do everything?

3 comments:

mushroom said...

Brilliant.

Gecko said...

The answer is YES, JOAN, you must do everything.

Joan of Argghh! said...

No! I'm trying to silence that voice that tells me I must do everything!!!

:o)