Nov 30, 2008

Warning: Contents Under Pressure

Seems the Office of the President-elect is chock full of stress, and it's taking its toll on Obama. Michelle is none too happy about it, either. It's hard to hide a facial tic on the phizzog of the man who will be more over-exposed by the MSM than even Bill Clinton.

Question: What happens when you shake a Coke bottle?
Answer: Coke spews out everywhere.
And the lesson is: when you shake it up, whatever is in there starts coming out.


How long can the MSM remain incurious about what's in there?

h/t Pat Dollard

14 comments:

pamibe said...

Holy frijole! The man's not even in office yet! Has he scanned a few of the presidential before/after pics? If he thinks he's stressed now, just wait...

Geez...

C.S. Perry said...

The funny thought is...What if there's Nothing inside?

Joan of Argghh! said...

I think it's been pretty well established that Michelle O will be running this country.

:o)

dogette said...

I think "inside" is a wind tunnel, with a low, monotonous woooooooooo going through 24/7. Couple Tumbleweeds o' Change roll by evry now and then. Single bare light bulb swaying overhead. So empty. So very very empty.

Joan of Argghh! said...

That light bulb is one of those low wattage spiral thingies, too.

Tumbleweeds o' Change. *snerk!*

Liberty Girl said...

>>I think it's been pretty well established that Michelle O will be running this country.

See, now THAT is just fuckin' unacceptable.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Yeah, but Spengler called it correctly on Michelle and the other women in Barry's life.

How about his closest adviser, Rice? She is said to have "kept him loose" on the campaign trail. He depends on women for his strengths and the Media for his weaknesses.

Liberty Girl said...

>>She is said to have "kept him loose" on the campaign trail.

As you love me, NEVER tell me what that's a euphemism for...

LauraB said...

At Dogettes comment I could only think of this - and then not stop thinking about it. (see my craptactular linking ability ...)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n79jSzKA0L8&eurl=http://www.caranddriver.com/reviews/hot_lists/high_performance/features_classic_cars/whistle_tips_car_news+type-all_news+m&feature=player_embedded

"The Whistle goes woo WOOO"

joated said...

Why, oh why, do I hear nervous tic under stress and immediately think of Dr. Stranglove?

Or The President's Analyst?

Velociman said...

No way I could sit through eight minutes of that interview for the morbid excitement of some facial tics, as gratifying as they might be. On the other hand, the page took forever to load, and I was entranced by the ad banner: CLICK HERE TO SEE HOW YOU CAN LOSE 5-15 POUNDS OF UNDIGESTED WASTE FROM YOUR COLON!!!

Yeah, I'm a sucker. Seems I had a filthy toddler up my ass. But it's gone now.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Well, I leave the comments alone for a few hours and all Hell breaks loose in here.

I'll take the reporter's word for the facial tic, as I, too, could not watch the vid.

Laura, I shall have to buy more ammo after seeing that.

Joated, I think of Inspector Cluseau's boss, where he just becomes one big twitching eye.

LG: Susan Rice is going to the U.N. so she'll be busy in NY. Meanwhile, Michelle's getting a $40K "thank you" ring from BHO. So, he's keeping them apart and appeasing Michelle.

Vman, as ever, it's always such a pleasurable sort of vileness that you bestow in the comments. I thank you for your unique viewpoint and scintillating commentary.

USS Ben USN (Ret) said...

I have noticed, for the microseconds I see Obama speak before changin' the channel, a lot less smirkin' too. :^)

Meanwhile, the Left is freakin' out, and that's always a good thing.

dogette said...

The Daily Security Briefings seem to be taking Obama's "chaaaaange" (I always say it like "braaaaaaains" (as in zombie-talk) down a notch or two. Wouldn't surprise me to hear him using phrases like "stay the course" in a few months.