So if you've forgotten about what's really, really important in this Holiday Season, please rouse yourself, kick off your shoes, roll up your pants legs and wade into the sewer that is Andi Sullivan's place and vote.
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Vote like a Chicago zombie! Vote like an Al Franken Election Board Reviewer. You got today and tomorrow to secure this thing for Mr. Crawford's Shelf of Shame.
Remember, Vman be a nice sort that never advertises, never has a tip jar (although he may ask for drinking money or other cultic offerings of monkeys or weapons), and only abuses his readers if it's funny or necessary. You know who you are.