Dec 22, 2008

Voter Fraud Can Be Fun

Especially when you can give Andi Sullivan a raging case of heartburn with just a simple click, or two, or three while you vote early and often to confer upon Velociman's pate the dubious honorific: Hewitt Award Winner. No I don't know what it means, but it apparently has to do with Vman's superb grasp of politics and prose:

Go vote. It'll make the Vman happy, and maybe his Grinchy heart or some other unused organ will grow three sizes.

5 comments:

mushroom said...

Victoria Jackson is leading Velociworld by a mere four points. Franken this thing.

Merry Christmas to all.

wv: toputsi -- that would be Joan.

Jean said...

Any time I can make a man's unused organ grow three sizes, an angel gets its wings :-)

Voted for the V-Man...yeah!

John Holton said...

I voted twice, in the fine tradition of Chicago to which I was born, and encourage everyone to vote early and vote often.

GUYK said...

I have acted like a dim-a-crit community organizer...well, sorta kinda..I ain't promising no money to 'em if they vote....just soliciting..say! Can ya get arrested for soliciting?

KeesKennis said...

You mean his brain will become average?