Jan 11, 2009

Card Check: To Read This Blog You Must Not Pass This Test





Barack is very disappointed with me!


I only scored 22 on the Obama Test






I can't help it. Speaking two languages pushed me up to 22%. But I didn't learn another language for snobby reasons. I learned another language for survival in a country where they don't have a "press 1 for Spanish" policy.

h/t Red Hill Kudzu

22 comments:

Zombyboy said...

I scored a 19. I have no idea whether that makes me more or less of a disappointment than you.

But I hope it's at least satisfactorily disappointing.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Passing grade is 69. I score like a public school marm.

I am sufficiently pleased at how disappointing you are. I must sound like someone's mom.

:o)

Erica said...

I got even less than that when I took it earlier today...13. Barack was VERY disappointed in me, too...I think it's because the other languages I speak are Jewish languages and...well, we all know how much Barack loves the Joooooos.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Well done, Erica! I am soo proud of your amazing disappointment!

:o)

Erica said...

*curtsies*

And I commend our mutual suckitude in the eyes of The Not So Great One.

C.S. Perry said...

Pish Posh!
Not to worry Children...the Benevolent Obama loves all of his creatures...both Great and Small.

folly said...

14. I am an embarrassment to Barack. Nice.

My score is going on my blog. It is much awesome.

Erica, nice on the 13. I think you're more embarrassing. Which is ok. :)

Zombyboy said...

I wish I were more of an embarrassment. I feel so merely adequate.

Liberty Girl said...

A predictable 13. Which is just fuckin' fine with me.

julie said...

I, too, am a 14. If I knew what answers to give to make it even lower, I would have done so...

pamibe said...

I am a 14 as well... a complete and total failure as an obama-ite. Thank God.

Joan of Argghh! said...

*snif!*

Ya'll are making me mist up over such embarrassing results.

It has never felt so fine to be part of the misfits!

John Holton said...

I matched Erica with a 13. And I can't speak any Jewish languages (but it's not for lack of trying).

GUYK said...

Yeah, no doubt I am an embarrassment. It must be because my second language is American English..my first being redneck..then it could be because I choose to join the resistance movement.

The Gunslinger said...

I'm humiliated to have gotten as high as 16. I feel like I've let you all down.

Sigh...

Joan of Argghh! said...

Not to worry Ms. Gun, I've set the bar pretty high... or low... or something. No one is as embarrassed as I at my failure in being an abject shame to Obama like the rest of you.

Mike Wilson said...

13!

Not posting it. (Hence my answer to Q2)

Robin Starfish said...

How the frack (yes, BSG returns this week) does anyone score a passing grade on this test even if they lie through their teeth?

16. And I tried to cut him some slack.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Robin, it must be part of the No Child Left Behind school program.

:P

Dash said...

18, but I did stay at a Motel 6 last night.

Anonymous said...

Pikers! I scored a manlyman 12! BTW, what do I have to do to get to zero?

---virgil xenophon

(blogger has my acct screwed up)

Ex-Dissident said...

i scored 15 despite speaking 2 languages. Fuck you BHO and all your dissapointed cronies! I have no doubt that there is someone from secret service already monitoring this blog and I wish you would pass all the warmth and love of this blog community to your chief thug.