Feb 14, 2009

Off the Grid: Aliases

(Now then, some of these answers are true, where harmless to me, but seriously, folks, don't give away too much. Some of these sound like password verification questions. So, have fun, but be safe. Besides, Obama's dirt-digging bitch is watching you!)

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Joan of Argghh!

2.WITNESS PROTECTION NAME:(mother and fathers middle name)
Dell Henry

3.NASCAR NAME:(first name of your mother’s dad, father’s dad)
Justice Jennings

4.STAR WARS NAME:[the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name]

5.DETECTIVE NAME:(favorite color, favorite animal)
Red Heeler

6.SOAP OPERA NAME:(middle name, town where you were born)
Gail Jackson

7.SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd fav color, fav drink, add “THE” to the beginning)
The Blue Mojito

8.FLY NAME:(first 2 letters of 1st name, last 2 letters of your last name)

9.STREET NAME:(fav ice cream flavor, fav cookie)
Karmel Sutra Sandie

10. PORN NAME: (1st pet’s name, street you grew up on):
Gypsy Cinderella (stg it's true! Gonna title my first book with that!)

11.YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of last name plus izzle):

13.YOUR IRAQI.. NAME:(2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, first two letters of your middle name, last two letters of your first name then last three letters of your last name):Ogofanghh

14.YOUR GOTH NAME:(black, and the name of one of your pets):
Black Pepper

15. STRIPPER NAME: (name of your favorite perfume/cologne, favorite candy)
Opium Kiss

h/t Christina


Sam said...

That's all we need...another opposition researcher...I'm afraid we're more fucked than I first thought.

LauraB said...

LOVE the stripper name!!
(I also had concerns about data harvesting...)

WV: joinma - jeez! resistance IS futile!!

PeggyU said...

So you've got an opposition researcher quietly and furtively digging up dirt on political opponents. In what way is this more ethical than Watergate?

Irrelephant said...

Opium Kiss, eh? Damn, that sounds nice enough that I want to slip a single into it's g-string!

swink said...

Love this! Signed, Honeycomb Lane

mushroom said...

Yep, they are coming after us, and some of these give away too much. I have only one screen name to use. However, I can say that if I open a detective agency it will under the name Blue Coyote. As a superhero, I am The Green Double Expresso. I live on Black Walnut No-Bake, and my gangster name is Musizzle.

Oh, yeah, if I were a stripper: Stetson Reese-Cup.

Holder said...

I joined the fun at my site... Hope you get to come to Helen this year. We're headed back to Disney early April if you're interested in dinner.

Jim Ryan said...

I'm Lagerfeld Snickers.