May 30, 2009

Heaven and Hell


Heaven is a place where the police are English; the chefs are Italian; the car mechanics are German; the lovers are French and it's all organized by the Swiss.

Hell is a place where the police are German; the chefs are English; the car mechanics are French; the lovers are Swiss and it's all organized by the Italians.



-Unattributed.

5 comments:

Hammer said...

LOL

and the president is Kenyan

pamibe said...

How true!

julie said...

:D

PeggyU said...

LOL, Hammer!

By the way, my mother-in-law has that on a large refrigerator magnet. Father-in-law is Swiss.

Top of the Chain said...

Heaven is a place where the cars are styled by the Italians, powered by the Germans, driven by the English and the French hate all of it.