Aug 7, 2009

Random Rants

Social conventions apply to nominal transactions involving the exchange of money for goods or services rendered. That means, TURN OFF THE EFFIN' PHONE WHEN YOU'RE IN THE CHECKOUT LANE! It is amazing how many times it happens that a cell phone rings while a person is checking out. Suddenly, the person on the phone is more important than your money leaving your wallet, which is just stupid, and time-consuming for everyone.

Gum-cracking will get you carded. I'm just sayin'.

If you're a middle-aged man buying booze, wearing baggy b-ball shorts, a ball-cap turned backwards and oversized tennis-shoes, I'm gonna card you just on mental age alone. It's a matter of principal.

Drunken, hunky young soldiers think I'm sexy. Come to think of it, that's not a rant. But it is a worry that they'll drive home that drunk.

Ya'll be safe out there. I have a 12-hour shift tomorrow and don't want you to think I'm ignoring you.

Work. It's great to have a job. *sigh*