However, they carelessly left their credentials laying about in the open where just any old mediocre blogger can right-click and filch it in mere seconds. Like this:I plan to put it in my sidebar, right there with Erica Sherman's lovely award and thus create a minor bit of confusion. I have no ill will or envy of Dogette's or Laura's considerable gravitas or dog costumes or dog poop, I just happen to have a larger vision. I dream of a world of equality, doesn't every pirate?
We are all A-List bloggers now. You, me, and others with more, er, narrowly defined tastes and predilections. Even cat-bloggers and dress smockers. . .
That's right. The more of us who filch the Golden Seal of Enlightenment & Accolades, the more the Blogosphere will be confused and disorganized! What'll they do with their oh-so-special lists then? Chaos, people. No one will know who is socially acceptable to read and soon, folks will find themselves blushing at eff bombs and quizzically wondering at alarming stories of Wal-Martians before they know where they are.
They'll hesitate for a moment, unsure if they should be actually enjoying themselves on our over-looked blogs, but the Golden Seal will allay their insecurities and give them the confidence to go ahead and guffaw at our brilliant jokes. They may even give serious consideration to our keen political insights or artistic visions. They may find themselves completey disoriented for hours on end, reading hilarious hijinx involving personal defects, stalkings, naked neighbors, quadratic equations or even YouTube videos that everyone has seen twice already. But they'll think it's fresh and bold and Worth Their Very Valuable Time.
No telling where it might lead. It's a brave new world I'm envisioning here. Work with me.
Update: I am Spartacus.