Mar 8, 2010

It's Good To Have A Plan

Laura's plan just happens to be grounded in reality:


4 comments:

CastoCreations said...

Oh Em Gee that was the funniest thing I've read in awhile! :)

dogette said...

Laura is the funniest person on the internet. I'm serious. She should have a book deal or something. Why are these other wankers getting all the publicity? I want to be her agent and get her on Oprah so she sit on Oprah's sofa and tell off Clooney's WHORE and have Oprah be all, "Let's see what Deepak Chopra has to say about all this."

Joan of Argghh! said...

Exactly! Kathy Griffin is so last century, but Laura knows why goats are important.

(I just want the gays who google Kathy Griffin to discover Laura. It's all she's missing on her road to stardom: gay money.)

And oooh! Laura definitely needs to address the Deepak derangement.

Laura said...

Hey yeah! Why don't I have a book deal?? Dogette- you are hired! I don't know about the whole Oprah/Deepak thing though. I'm not one for being all touchy feely with emotions and shit, in case you hadn't noticed. I will, however, be more than happy to verbally bitch slap George's WHORE.