Apr 12, 2010

Cats are Evil: A Series. What Next? Opposable Thumbs?

Turn the sound down. Trust me on that.



Update: From sheri, in the comments:

That just creeps me OUT. You just know that there is a secret society of them, the Feluminati or whatever, all STANDING around in robes in a subterranean chamber doing EVIL.

--- --- ---

Exalted Ruler Leader-Cat: I bid ye STAND now and face the ALTAR OF EVIL! For tonight we launch . . . Operation Fancy Feast!

Worker-Bee Cats: [monotone] YESSSSSS Your Lordshipness of Evil.

17 comments:

leeann said...

I've made Monkey watch it three times so far. She's made no improvement on her posture yet, but I did learn that "yow yoow meyoooow" is kitty for "for the love of god, woman, let me go lick my ass in peace."

joated said...

I'd be more impressed if that cat walked across the floor.

leeann, you owe me a clean keyboard! LOL

And that --- that --- sound! I was slow in hitting the mute button. Should have listened and obeyed Mistress Joan.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Does Monkey understand the word incorrigible? Should've learned it by watching you after all this time!

Joated, if that cat had started walking, which I almost thought it might, I would have been even more creeped out by it. It just ain't right.

Doux said...

Absofuckinglutely! That's not right. ;~)

sheri said...

That just creeps me OUT. You just know that there is a secret society of them, the Feluminati or whatever, all STANDING around in robes in a subterranean chamber doing EVIL.

--- --- ---

Exalted Ruler Leader-Cat: I bid ye STAND now and face the ALTAR OF EVIL! For tonight we launch . . . Operation Fancy Feast!

Worker-Bee Cats: [monotone] YESSSSSS Your Lordshipness of Evil.

--- --- ---

PeggyU said...

I had no idea they could do that. Ours will stand on their hind legs to check something out, sometimes, but I am certain they could not maintain it for any real length of time. That is disturbing!

PeggyU said...

Youngest son says our cats can't stand like that because they have "weak ankles". I don't think cats have ankles, do they?

dick said...

Bueller, my 3 year old orange tabby does this on a regular basis when he wants to see something.
No biggie.

Anonymous said...

Thtse nto evul ist juts a catwoh cn stand and if iws threr Yoo wd gts a swat.

Bugr th cat

Anonymous said...

Whoh! Another of my favorite reads is leaving? ^^^^^

Gawddayum!

Joan of Argghh! said...

Just fuckin' tired of talking to myself.

sheri said...

Too bad some of those big shits in the sidebar don't link to you. Grumble, grumble.

(Feel free to delete this venom but I'm tired of big shits being big shits all linked to and ignoring those who make them big shits in the first place. Pfft. Fuckers.)

Joan of Argghh! said...

Those big shits in the sidebar won't even let me do a self-link, even if it's on topic and relevant. Even if I've commented there for years. Their precious commenters might click away to spammage or worse!

sheri said...

Fuck them and their big shit blogs, I say. We should de-link them and make them suffah the loss of our vast flood of traffic.

leeann said...

Monkey is so fat she has cankles.
And you're one of my big blogging inspirations, have been for a long time, and if you decide to take a break, I'll be here when you get back and so will anyone else with a lick of sense.

Joan of Argghh! said...

Yes, thanks all. I've deleted the swan song post which has caused some dismay for folks without an rss feed.

I'll be better once the doc gets my hormones level once again. Long, stupid story!

PeggyU said...

Joan - Sorry if you are feeling poorly and hoping that you don't go away. For what it is worth, you are one of my favorite daily "reads".