Tweeting The Chavez

Hugo Chavez is tweeting!

Big Government is sending you on a mission.

You know what you must do: Tweet him until he blocks you.

Go. http://twitter.com/chavezcandanga

May the Force be with you. Or something.

Point of order: In Spanish, the letters "ch" together are called the "Che". It is always pronounced with the hard sound, like Chuck. And the "z" is always an ess sound unless it's after an em sound. And the "h" in Hugo is silent.

If you can't remember all that, just pronounce it grapesqueezer, asshat, Idi Amin of the New World, Sean Penn's Wet Dream. . .