Wherein I discover just this past week that:
a) there was ever such a thing as the Big Butter Jesus,
b) that the style of its rendering seemed vaguely familiar,
c) that it has its own wiki page,
d) that, yep, as I suspected was true, I used to have an adjoining office to the designer and he used to have a bunch of maquettes around that looked like butter sculptures of Jesus.
e) that the statue was struck by lightning after even God got tired of it.
f) that there is a wonderful song that mocks the grotesque idol: