Jun 4, 2010

How Hot Is It?

Dear gawd, it's too hot to have an alcoholic beverage.

I know.

I'm afraid if I have a drink and walk outside I will spontaneously combust.

Go here, here, here, and here. for important heat index updates.

6 comments:

leeann said...

I have a heat index, but it's very flexible. One day's level of Satan's nutsack might be the next day's Untidy Miami Hooker boobslime.
I never said weather was for the faint of heart.

Mad William Flint said...

What you need is a Dark & Stormy.

Jean said...

There should be a humidity contest. Heat ain't much without humidity.

Sheri said...

Untidy Miami Hooker boobslime! FTW.

Froth said...

Humidity is Joan Crawford Head's gigolo. Trailing behind, just mucking up the affair.

He's a mothermucker today, here.

KeesKennis said...

It is never "too hot to have an alcoholic beverage"
What were you thinking?
Maybe you had clothes on?
Sweat and Sex = Good
Surprise your man.