Apr 30, 2010

Spring Thoughts


spring thoughts
like untamed horses
should remain in the corral

for some reason
i like to
let them run
and watch the truth unfold
from flashing hooves
and shaking heads
i call out after them
but it's too late
they nicker
never looking back

spoken and wild
my thoughts
will return
when tired and hungry
in winter




Image credit:Steve Somerville @ fineartamerica.com

Apr 28, 2010

Dangerous Strays

Within the first week or two of bringing a child into the world, everything about the world changes. And you can't help what changes come over you, your thoughts and feelings, your world view. Of course, you don't know this has happened in the deep bliss/stupor of sleep deprivation, but you have changed deeply and forever, and so has your world.


You have become an investor in the Future of the World. You have become a Protector of the Innocent. You can't help it, you and the wee bairn are actually one person for a brief time. It's an indescribable time of delight and danger to realize how vulnerable you are to that red-faced bundle sleeping there in your home. He owns you, heart and soul.

Some of the mundane alteration is vividly brought home fiscally or physically but you just don't know how deep the Primordial Parent instinct runs until some Line is crossed-- its very existence an unimagined thing just days earlier.

Fortunately it was a small, but indelible event that woke the Primordial Mom in me when my own wee bairn was but two or three weeks old. I had left him napping while I went out to sweep the porch and carport in the blazing heat wave of that summer afternoon. The entrance to the back yard was wide open between the house and the back utility room, no one ever bothered to gate it, although the yard was fully enclosed otherwise. So I swept the carport as I headed toward the back yard and patio only to see a strange medium-sized dog there. It was alarmed that I was between him and his exit. He seemed rather unhappy about it, so I used my broom to make a small gesture of "Git!!" as I moved into the patio area, making sure he had plenty of room to make for the exit. No harm, no foul.

But he stood his ground and snarled at me.

Oh yes, he was claiming his ground and daring me, on my own property, to make him move! He bared his teeth and repeated the warning growl and for the merest instant I thought myself afraid. The merest of a nanosecond. . .

The full --I still don't know what to call it-- and frightening welling up of the Something inside of me that I had never met before came roaring out like. . . do I have to say it? A mama bear protecting her cub. But it wasn't a waking thought, it wasn't rage, it wasn't fear. It was indignant righteous wrath. The nerve of the creature to stand within my boundaries and threaten me--and by extension, my child-- as though it had some claim to the ground under its own feet was just too much.

I wish I could tell you what happened next, but suffice it to say I think I was able to quickly convince the creature of all of my intentions toward it, reciting all of my maternal rights and his infernal wrongs in a single breath of fire and fury. I barely remember how he left the yard, only coming to myself once back inside, shaking and breathing heavily as I went to check on the safe and sleeping innocent part of my very heart and soul. Of course he was fine and was never in any danger. I still marvel at the moment, these many years later.

It still scares me a bit, to know that particular and spectacular Something-- that vulnerable part and that primal protector all somehow tangled up in more complex emotions and arrangements of fact-- is still there. It shouldn't be awakened needlessly nor called upon lightly.

Yet I see dangerous strays within my boundaries, their angry, snarling faces telling me that they're going to stay no matter what. Shouting epithets at me and challenging me for the country I have worked for, paid for, paid taxes on, and cherished with all my heart, all my life. They want to grab at what many others have worked to earn and hide behind the gleaming teeth of their power-grabbing masters.

They don't love my country, and they seek to harm it for their own ends, these strange, hireling caretakers who are allowing the Estate to crumble while they greedily steal the silver of our Industry and the golden lamps of our Liberty.

My soul is stirred. . .


Furthermore: [Important Update: Puerto Rican Statehood Vote!]

In the Just Because You're Paranoid department we might do well to consider what Obama's next target for a crisis is. He and Dodd and Frank have brought down the economy with a Freddie and Fannie manufactured crisis exacerbated by the demands of so-called "housing rights" agitators, and community organizers.


Apparently our Health Care system is in shambles but he could only scare up some small personal tragedies on that score. The H1N1 just never delivered as they hoped so they just had to muscle that one across the line. I see where "officials" are telling people with AIDS that it's okay to not tell their partner. I guess that's the next angle, along with an extreme crisis of care for the elderly during hoped-for power outages as our grid gets hacked by the Chinese.

More, please?

We all know that he's a big enemy of coal and domestic oil and now, two horrible and conveniently tragic coincidences for our Administration to exploit as another good crisis or two. I don't really think he had anything to do with Elya the Volcano either, but what's your point? As long as his plane isn't grounded, it's all good.

So what next? Jobs! Obama hates non-union labor that he can't get money from. He's letting the numbers slide quietly until the right time to announce allow a job crisis. As jobs become more and more scarce, he knows that unions will gain power. Employers will have an increasingly talented pool of available candidates to choose from, and we can't have that. Union lawsuits are the only assurance for the dilettantes who want more money for less performance. Immigration reform is still on the agenda, but I think they've tabled it as unnecessary for 2010 but vital for 2012. So don't get cocky. [UPDATE: Oh. Puerto Rican Statehood vote this week! Ha!]

(Oh, and if I were an illegal in Arizona, would I return to Mexico out of fear, or head to more friendly states? Looking at you, Oregon! I lived in the thick of Mexico City for almost 5 years and I can posit that those moving north are not so much seeking work as they are seeking better handouts. Very few have a dream of freedom anymore as the newest generations have only known Socialism and corruption as a way of being governed. What is happening to us must seem very familiar to them. And no one knows how to organize a community and a march on Power like the Mexicans. They perfected the permanent institutional revolution, PRI. Feh. Their brave heritage has been swallowed up by the graft, drugs and corruption of its government officials and community organizers.)

But for the icing on the cake--or the chilling of the veins in this case--you must go to Glenn Beck. Front page news stuff. Seriously, seriously corrupt, evil, and arrogant.


Happy Wednesday!

Apr 27, 2010

The Sistine Chapel Virtual Tour

Gobsmackingly incredibly beautiful! I had no idea of the scope and dimension of the chapel, but this link takes you where you can navigate around and zoom in. Breathtaking and every other adjective of beauty I could conjure all fall short. Just. . . wow.

Baby Goat vs. Fox: Must-see TV!

The little Ibex guy is barely a week old. I loved this for the sheer instinct and skill with which the little guy arrived into this world. Amazing:

Apr 26, 2010

Boobquake! And a Poll!

Leslie reminded me by way of posting her rockin' rack, so here ya go, ya crazy-ass Mullahs:


Which song best typifies evil women and their effects on meteorlogical phenomena?
I Feel the Earth Move
They Call the Wind Mariah
Stormy
Windy
Good Vibrations
Heat Wave
Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone
No Frank Zappa songs, please. . .
Idiot Wind
Other (comment below)
pollcode.com free polls

(I don't think Good Vibrations qualifies in this category but Beach Boys, Summer, and bikini weather would qualify as evil for the mullahs. I know, it's hard to even try to think like that, but there's the problem.)

Apr 25, 2010

One of These Things Is Not Like the Other

Well one of them has the full weight of a tax-enforcing governing body behind her. The other is much more polite. But the outcome is approximately the same:




I still have a serious, serious problem with the attitude displayed in the teachers' demonstration last week.

Anyone providing services within a public sector should be subject to review by the same public that pays their salary. Not by a self-serving BoD or Committee, but a free-standing citizens's committee with solid rules for oversight and brief membership for safeguarding the public trust.

We are asked to give more and more and are scrutinized and vilified by the paid-for mouthpieces if we object or call for accountability. We are maligned and denounce and bullied with, "give us the bucks."

Tell me, anyone, how such an attitude backed by the governing tax body's threat of fines, punishment, or jail is any different from any person standing in my living room, backed by a force I cannot resist without suffering serious harm--- tell me how that is different in scope or kind than outright armed robbery?

Going Galt Before It Was Cool: Richard Zimmerman

God rest his unique soul. Not many men figure out who they are. Fewer still get a lifelong nickname and a smattering of fame for not being on the public radar. R.I.P. Dugout Dick:

Most, like Zimmerman, came from someplace else. Drawn by Idaho's remoteness and wild places removed from social pressures, they came and spent their lives here, leaving only in death.
Some became reluctant celebrities, interviewed about their unusual lifestyles and courted by media heavyweights. Zimmerman was featured in National Geographic magazine and spurned repeated invitations to appear on the "Tonight Show."
"I ride Greyhounds, not airplanes," he said in a 1993 Statesman interview. "Besides, the show isn't in California. The show is here."
Cort Conley, who included Zimmerman in his 1994 book "Idaho Loners", said that "like Thoreau, he often must have smiled at how much he didn't need. É What gave him uncommon grace and dignity for me were his spiritual life, his musical artistry, his unperturbed acceptance of life as it is, and being a WWII veteran who had served his country and harbored no expectations in return."
His metamorphisis to Dugout Dick began when he crossed a wooden bridge over the Salmon River in 1947 and built a makeshift home on the side of a hill. He spent the rest of his life there, fashioning one cavelike dwelling after another, furnishing them with castoff doors, car windows, old tires and other leavings.
"I have everything here," he said. "I got lots of rocks and rubber tires. I have plenty of straw and fruit and vegetables, my dog and my cats and my guitars. I make wine to cook with. There's nothing I really need.
Read more about him here.

All you survivalists out there? This is what it looks like for reals.

Not-so-secretly does The J.R. want to be this man's replacement.

Apr 23, 2010

Boz Scaggs: Miss Riddle

Love this. The production is so laid back, understated. Just right for a Friday night:

Apparently, There Is a Clinic For Rabies

Just around the corner from my place is a school that is teaching rabies. This is where your tax dollars are going if you live in Charleston. I'm just not sure if it's supposed to cure you of them, teach you about living with rabies, or what. In fact, it sounds like it could be a blogmeet:

It seems that Charleston's big concerns are sunken home foundations and rabies and I'm wondering who in their right mind 400 years ago thought building a city on a swamp was a good idea. But rabies clinics are everywhere. Took Pepper Dog to the beach a couple of weeks ago and as she was due for her shots, we stopped in at the little fire station and the next thing the old girl knew she was getting gigged like a frog. She was all, WTF was that?? I thought we were going for a walk!! But she's apparently safe from the rampant rabies around here.

I just swallowed a gnat. Ack!


(I'm posting this in "new world order" for when the google-bots come scraping my blog. That should make the ol' bot scratch his ass in confusion. I'm a wicked Interwebs-ninja I am!)

Friday Fun Stuff





h/t GSR

Apr 22, 2010

"It's over. We're Here. It's over."

I had a fine lather of outrage worked up this morning but I've pulled back from full-on vent. Still, I'll wager that you are possibly unaware that 120 Muslim "tourists" fully prepared and coordinated with walkie talkies invaded a Catholic Church in Andalusia during the Good Friday service, and attempted to "pray" during the service.


And by "pray" I mean, get down on their hands and knees and face toward Mecca and loudly "claim" the ground they were on. And they stabbed the security police who attempted to dislodge them.

If you read the NYT you would get an entirely different story. One that conveniently leaves off at historical convenience, and deliberately paints a narrative more to their liking.

If, like me, you have a smattering of reading and history at your command concerning Islam you'd likely believe that you really don't need to read one more thing about it. There's plenty of Internet Lore to pick up the general idea. But there's nothing more surprising and pertinent to today's news than Winds of Jihad's [Correction: originally from Jihad Watch. -ed] thorough background of the attack. Settle in for a definitive, brilliant, and sober look at what you may not know about the ideology of Islam, or the New York Times for that matter . . . and what the so-called paper of record is teaching your political leaders. It is seriously well-written and captivating. Historical background can never be exhaustive, but WoJ's essay takes great pains to bring a well-rounded citation of historical fact to bear on its report. You will never regret taking 2o minutes to read it.

And it's far less emotional than Glenn Beck.

On the bright side, it is an excellent indictment of the New York Times and should serve to take your mind off of Wall Street.

Caution: Still want to have warm fuzzies about Islam? I suggest you do not scroll around in that site because Sheik Yer'Mami does not hold back from posting pictures and proof of the violent heritage of Islam.

Apr 20, 2010

The Audacity of an Au Pair Insurgency

Since we've all gone off to work and allowed the State to raise our children, should we be surprised that our own children have embraced the State?

Oh, blather on about the hypocrisy of the Left and the Media. I don't see the point in any more self-satisfying observations about the outrageous duplicity of our overlords. They mean slavery for you and I, but not for them.

We may not be able to turn this tide from the top down, since it got its votes from the bottom up and now controls the vote count as well. I hate to think of myself as a pessimist, opting rather for the role of likely realist. And I'm as likely as the next to soar on inspiration and belief and urge others to it, but the ground and gravity will win out, I fear.

So let's go to ground and make it our ally.

I found myself mulling all of my own fine recommendations for the job of au pair. I raised one fine son, why not another's? Music, art, and classical literature, bi-lingual, up-to-date on computer technology (except for BlackBerry. Crap!) and a more-than-casual Judeo-Christian theological background. Why not rock another's cradle and raise up a leader or at least a voter? And who has the sort of money to pay me my worth and keep me in comfort and security while I do such a dastardly deed? At this rate, only a government employee.

I am sure they would be delighted to see many once-prosperous and well-educated Americans doing the important work of raising their children to at least be able to read and write, do math, and hold a knife and fork correctly. If anyone understands the failings of the public school system, it is those who foisted it upon us. We could be the next bragging point for the Foggy Bottom set:

"Our au pair used to run an international financial management concern!"

"Oh how nice, but you just must meet our over-qualified Margaret. Our kids adore her administrative skills and ability to fend off spammers and telemarketers from their iPhone! She used to be an executive secretary for Goldman-Sachs!"

You just know that will go over big with their footling under-secretaries, goading more of them into a clamor for our services. And Hollywood celebrities would follow suit, like the thralls they are. Mexican gardeners will be as last-season as the petunias. Desperate Housewives or Househusbands will have fantasies about the professional educator and companion they've hired for their spawn. We've already seen a propensity for Nanny-chic from our government and the reality TV shows. I think it could work. Of course, someone will need to manage a fine stable of modern philosopher-slaves for the nouveau elite and I'm downtown with that idea. Perhaps I could score a sweet government grant if I knew just the right politician.

I would start a series of community au pair organizations around the country and only hire like-minded oppressed classes of small business owners, office workers, insurance adjusters and engineers. Wouldn't hurt to have a bevy of building contractors and some carpenter framers for families that want their kids to have a summer camp experience of old-fashioned diligence, building barracks for the poor (and getting an earful of real political sedition.) Plus, busy government moms need eye-candy, too.

This would work fine for doctors, as well. Children love and respect the Doctor. Why shouldn't a small army of patriot health care providers be involved in the home-health of the children of privilege, reporting their parents to one of the soon-to-be Health Committees? How nice to be the Obamas' doctor and report them to the Authority for Home Health because they smoke around the kids and use salt and butter. I'm sure that would serve some political adversary's goals for drawing political blood in a political shark tank.

If we shall be reduced to begging for work, make it a point to position ones self where menial labor becomes the very first shot in organizing ourselves for a better future. After all, our enemy (yes, I believe that's a proper definition at this point) started from the cradle up. We may not like the long and patient way ahead of us, but truthfully--all the feints and brave talking aside-- you will never take up arms against your stupidly benign neighbor who is hiding securely behind the State's Authority, so it's best to get started now.

You can practice writing your CraigsList ad in the comments, if you like. I'm nothing if not all about padding my resume with attributes like helpful to strangers.

Is Bill Clinton Really Guilty of Torturing and Murdering Waco's Children?

The supposed "goods" on Clinton that Reno was holding over his head reported from The Volokh Conspiracy:


The plan Reno approved and took to President Clinton for approval contemplated the children choking in the gas unprotected for forty-eight hours if necessary, to produce the requisite “maternal feelings”. By taking aim at the children with potentially lethal gas, their mothers would be compelled, according to the FBI plan repeatedly defended by the Clinton administration afterwards as “rational” planning, to flee with them into the arms of those trying to gas them. [Emphasis added.]

An independent report on Waco written by the Harvard Professor of Law and Psychiatry, Alan A. Stone, for the then Deputy Attorney General Philip Heymann, says it “is difficult to believe that the US government would deliberately plan to expose twenty-five children, most of them infants and toddlers, to CS gas for forty-eight hours”. Unfortunately, however, that appears to have been exactly the plan.

The effect of CS gas on an unprotected infant exposed for only two to three hours is discussed in the report; in that case report, dating from the early 1970s, the child’s symptoms during the first twenty-four hours were upper respiratory; but, within forty-eight hours his face showed evidence of first degree burns, and he was in severe respiratory distress typical of chemical pneumonia. The infant had cyanosis, required urgent positive pressure pulmonary care, and was hospitalized for twenty– eight days. Other signs of toxicity appeared, including an enlarged liver.


Read it and weep for our country, but don't let this one go. Grip tight, and don't be shaken from making this man give an account of his decisions.

h/t to Confederate Yankee.

True Blue Heeler

I've shown this to the Pepper Dog and, true to form, she was unimpressed. But the Blue in this video looks so much like her it's amazing. Ear worm alert: the song is actually quite good, if you're gonna sing about a dog:



No extra charge:

Apr 19, 2010

Going For the Big Picture at Boston.com

I read and read all day, but the Internet as a news source can be a mite stingy with pictures. And when it does have some, they are bound up in gak-filled scripts of page-loading madness and slideshows.


A guy at work put me wise to the Holy Grail of news-junkie photo-journalism. Boston.com's Big Picture site. Teach yourself how to move around on the archives/category menus and I'll see you in a couple of weeks.

Do not doubt me, dear reader. Go and see for yourself. And then come back here, dammit, and thank me for my munificent kindness. You're lucky I even let you read my blog.

Summer Vacation? Start Here.

A name of literary renown almost forgotten, Herman Wouk, has emerged again with a marvelous life-work-in-progress book out called The Language God Talks. A short excerpt is all I needed to draw me in.

Calculus, atomic bombs, science and transcendence. Could be any summer story. Could be this summer's reality. It will certainly be my summer extravagance.

What with the latest quantum measurements finding Schrodinger's Cat both alive and dead, and parallel existence as unimaginable-become-probable, it's no time to shrink away from the Mind that draws us to Itself. The world is big, my peeps. But as Wouk hopes to determine, a stage not too big for the drama.

Then I'm gonna re-read A Trip of Goats by Kim Crawford because it's a timeless wonder.



An extremely grateful tip of my wide-brimmed Outback hat to Mr. Reynolds at Instapundit.

Apr 18, 2010

Srsly Funny: What if Gamers Fought WWII?

The Curmudgeon Emeritus at Eternity Road proclaimed that Saturday had to be observed with frivolity. Jeff Medcalf delightfully complied:

Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
It is so worth reading the whole thing.

What? It's old? Who cares! You will be too, someday. Hope you're still funny by then.

Update: as a FaceBook page. Even funnier! Well, not really, just more up-to-date.

Apr 17, 2010

Delta Lady

I'm a latecomer to the discovery of Joe Cocker, but can't get enough of this song:


Apr 16, 2010

This Is How They Buy You

You simply must read this poignant eyewitness to Hitler's ascent to power.


No, it's not astounding or erudite or pithy, it's mostly just matter-of-fact, as an eyewitness account must be, else it becomes journalism and by modern definition, specious.

This is how they buy you:

Little by little,
Line upon line,
Precept upon precept.

And yet we continue with our stimulus-response-repeat cycle as we tilt at politicians and media windmills instead of building a better future. One person at a time.

Apr 15, 2010

Someone Was Seeking Permission to Drink at 4:44 p.m. today


Yes, somebody had had a long day and was dreaming of beer o'clock. Or someone's spouse was seeking ammo for another round of, drinking already? But it amused me no end to see a Google Search hit for "when does the sun cross the yardarm?"


You know, technically, if you're reading this pirate blog after the sun has crossed the yardarm, I don't care where you live, it's officially okay to bend the ol' elbow and slow life down to an idle.

what noise does
the ocean make
except to slap
and lap
against a wooden hull
or break upon
a silent shore?
left to itself
it rolls and runs
silent, wordless
keeping a thousand

mysteries
un-uttered
and singing

only when stirred
by a wind or a sail


a silent sea
promises nothing
expects everything
but yields up treasures
as quietly as she takes them
and yields up pleasures
as joyfully as she makes them


Apr 14, 2010

Like the Scots, only not so frivolous with her money.

I used to have a boss that would lament that the standard post-it notes were usually only half written on-- the top half. It bothered her so much that she took to ripping the post-it in half down the middle so as to make the pad last twice as long.


One day I found a pad of post-its in my drawer with a torn sheet on top. Obviously she had needed to jot a note and grabbed the pad from my desk.

So I took the half sheet, now 1.5 x 3 inches of amputated usefulness and threw it away.

I'm crazy-daring like that.


Apr 13, 2010

As if.

My muse goes whistling now,
having left song and instrument
for the careless warmth of a new sun.
She gives me a knowing glance as she turns
quickly on one heel,
strolling devil-may-care
and by-your-leave
upon the bowers of spring blossoms.
Swinging hips
and saucy thoughts
were never so determined
to march me into madness
as I follow along, helpless...
trying to keep apace
lest I lose sight of her
and she fall into some mischief
or merriment
and leave me wanting and wondering.

Ah, she is grand, to let me find her!
She playfully waits for my addled senses
to arrive in the moment she has made,
and there stand I,panting for breath,
and she, laughing and sighing.
One more sidelong smile, a flash of inspiration,
and off she goes, with swinging hips,
saucy thoughts,
whistling some forbidden tune.



Apr 12, 2010

Cats are Evil: A Series. What Next? Opposable Thumbs?

Turn the sound down. Trust me on that.



Update: From sheri, in the comments:

That just creeps me OUT. You just know that there is a secret society of them, the Feluminati or whatever, all STANDING around in robes in a subterranean chamber doing EVIL.

--- --- ---

Exalted Ruler Leader-Cat: I bid ye STAND now and face the ALTAR OF EVIL! For tonight we launch . . . Operation Fancy Feast!

Worker-Bee Cats: [monotone] YESSSSSS Your Lordshipness of Evil.

Apr 11, 2010

R.I.P. The Coroner of Munchkinville, Meinhart Raabe

I've been too busy to check the entry pages of this useless blog until now to notice a most unwelcome increase in a particular bit of Internet traffic.


Meinhart Raabe was 94 years old when he passed away in Orange Park, FL. The J.R. was acquainted with him by way of business and I spoke with him but once, mistaking his high voice for that of "Mrs. Raabe" to my shame.

I never knew that Mr. Raabe had also enjoyed the fun of driving the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile about the country for 30 years. A long and not unpleasant life was Meinhart's lot, fortunate more than most.

He'll be most sincerely missed.


The Weatherman Gets an "A"

Having some of the few normal members of my family up in Charleston for the weekend meant we finally, after six months here, got around to doing touristy things for the last two glorious days. We enjoyed a nice walk South of Broad as we gawked at the homes and architecture. My brother is a professional building inspector so we had no end of official narrative as to the condition of each of the many gorgeous homes up for sale. We pretended to the airs of Old Money and spurned one mansion for its being held together by turnbolts on long pipes, another for the color of its shutters, yet another for its landscape lacking the necessary amenities of a single iron bench in the garden. Oh yes, we said to ourselves. We would buy that house except for the appalling lack of a gardener's quarters.


Charleston was in full glory with nothing less than their biggest home and garden tours, Spring Break's last weekend, the Farmer's Market in full swing, and a huge regatta that made the riverfront view as delightful as a balloon race when the boats came about and ran with the wind, their chutes as sassy and bright as the bankside gardens full of azaleas.

We had so much fun. No drama, lots of walking, good food, quiet conversations and lovely, beautiful scenery. No television and cool nights meant another bonfire, of course, to round out the weekend.

Being from Florida, we're kinda used to being bilked by cheesy and overpriced attractions of historic interest *I'm looking at you, Fountain of Youth* so we balked at the entrance fee to Charleston's Magnolia Plantation this morning, but found it to well worth the $15/per person. At least it was today. Glorious garden colors, long winding paths, cool breezes. Less than 10 miles from our home, it made for an outdoor cathedral of worship and appreciation of all things Good. I bet I've walked almost 7 miles in the last two days, just sightseeing.

The Holy City really, really showed me its best side this weekend, and it surpasses so many other Southern cities for elegance and congeniality that I highly recommend it. I swear, it was the first lovely weekend in six months and I'm so glad I was here for it.

Someone told me there was golf tournament this weekend? Is that right? How dull.

Apr 9, 2010

Philanthropy's Adverse Affect


A hundred years ago, when foreign aid was unthought-of (except as a tribute or bribe), we were a respected and admired country. After a century of philanthropy, everyone hates our guts.

-P. J. O'Rourke

Hmmm. . . we need to consider how to use such a tactic to make the Democrats Socialists despised by those to whom they would most like to distribute our wealth.

h/t The Sanity Inspector

Apr 7, 2010

You Have Never Read a Blog Post Like This In Your Life

Why the Blogosphere still kicks Twitter's ass. You just can't cram Barbies and dinosaurs and Green Army men and M72LAWs into a Tweet. You can't fit them all into any sort of story either, unless you're Laura.

You go. Now.

Annoy The Media Every Chance You Get

Stupid questions are their stock in trade, after all:



h/t The J.R.

Skiing and Explosives. Mostly Explosives.

Here's a nice daily dose of things that go boom. Skiing behind the ship is cool, but the second half of this little clip shows the HMAS Torrens being used as torpedo bait. Pretty cool:

HMAS Torrens Skiing from Mark Ferguson on Vimeo.



h/t Last of the Few.

Apr 6, 2010

"Only A Sucker Fights Fair"


Dammit, but that's the stuff!

Piracy and theft are a serious business in the wide expanse and natural anarchy of the seas. Like the wild waves, pirates obey only the winds of chance and the law of possession. The sea takes and rarely gives it back. So too a corrupt nation, a scamming receiver, or even a greedy charterer. It's not fair, but it works pretty well for the ones bold enough to go get what they want.

What's needed is a man with strong convictions about the nature of bullies and why they must be taught a lesson. If that means a bit of the ol' rope-a-dope or sleight of hand or outright lies, so be it. Bribe an official, buy an extra hour, paint a fake name, kidnap the guards, fool the bridge tender, or just supply lots of alcohol, but get what you came for. Even if you have nothing but the fickle mercy of the wind for an ally, it's better than letting the bad guys win. Or rotting in a South American jail.

Max Hardberger's latest book, Seized, has what his highly acclaimed Freighter Captain had, but plenty more to keep the pages turning. A brighter narrative , more colorful characters, and even more high-stakes prizes such as the airplanes of East Germany's dismantled bureaucratic booty. Arrgghh!

Despite Mr. Hardberger's near-nonchalant approach to the risk of flying foreign aircraft under the radar in a rapidly dissolving country, he celebrates the Teutonic passion for order in discovering the plane's mechanical and flight logs thoughtfully tucked in for the ride. Other European adventures were a bit more rough around the edges. Russian mafia? Fuggedaboudit. Bulgarian Secret Police? Well, Max leaves it to a formidable woman to settle that score so sweetly that the memory of its extremely satisfying outcome still brings a smile.

In this book I relished a bit more background into the how and why of Max's unique line of work repossessing stolen freighters, and the eventual crossroads with Michael Bono that led him to make a real business out of it. His complete curriculum vitae evokes the image of an ADHD Indiana Jones. Mostly I just enjoyed each escapade for its unique set of circumstances and interplay. Any one chapter has enough plot to make for an entire adventure film, enough so that I might worry that the payoff in compiling them into one book is offset by the liability of the compounded interest in story upon story. It can be almost exhausting.

But only if you're a wuss. I read it in one sitting because I'm a greedy little adventurer-wannabe. Still, it's easily enjoyed one chapter at a time and makes for a great summer read.

Personal glimpses into the man himself, while welcome, manage to keep the reader at a comfortable arm's length to glean what they may about the spitzensparken that drives him to do and be and live more life than that of six men. The formation of such a character is plain enough a matter of nurture against nature, the frictional drag of a restrictive boyhood working with an accelerated imagination to create that lift, up where things are clearly more exciting.

A favorite little meme running through the story is "Not yet, by God. Not yet!" as Max eludes the Fates and beats the odds one more time. It pops up, here and there like a biblical Selah, and if you ignore that opportunity to pause and reflect on the sheer terrible chances, the odds, the untold price of such a life, you will find yourself unprepared for a bit of a rogue wave at the end of the book. But such is the way of the sea, and of life.

It doesn't fight fair.


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FCC note (curse them!): I received no remuneration for this review and will receive no remuneration if you click the Amazon link above.

You, however, will make me very happy if you make Mike Bono's sitemeter stutter like a President without his teleprompter if you'll just click here.

(It makes him think I know people. . . but really it will just be you guys! Shhh. . . )

Name That Law of Physics:

Apr 5, 2010

Obama's Private Army: No, really.

It's a rum set of choices when watching this video that involve a) concern that you're paranoid or, b) having your paranoia justified. I'm just here to say I told you so. Well, me and a million other bloggers:



Happy Monday!

Apr 4, 2010

Happy Easter in Black and White

It's an interesting color scheme for Spring, this fad of black and white. As we grow older, time seems to narrow our world out of the billowing, diaphanous gray of inattentive thinking and into the solid realities of right and wrong. We find that the bills come due, physically, emotionally, financially, just like we were told-- and ignored-- a thousand times, a hundred lifetimes before now, today.

We owe more than we are owed when it all comes down to it. And it's coming down to it more rapidly than expected. It's always that way. The bright sun of remembrance, of things abiding fast and True suddenly arises in our heart and the fog lifts. The eyes sting a bit. So long has the gloaming night lasted that we were able to see our way quite easily as long as our way was short and well-traveled. We imagined ourselves quite the expert on how to get from here to there.

Now, the light almost cripples, it washes out unimportant details at hand and reveals the landscape beyond our here, toward a hereafter. It leaves us stumbling in its brilliance while we reorient our perception to a farther horizon. How did we miss that abyss? Why didn't we mire in that bog, so close we walked beside the dangers without realizing it!?

If you're reading this far, it's likely you've made it to the happy revelation that you did not get to here from there on your own. If you lift your eyes just a bit more down the road ahead, you'll see those ahead of you who left little clues, documents, maps and useful advice that you barely heeded. It was enough. And enough is all any of us need to make our way. Enough is a world of wonder and peace when the dark doubt clouds our way.

On every Sunday we are bidden to pray for departed souls, those now in the full light of the Dayspring. I can only think they are likewise, praying for us.

Walk in the Light you have. May Easter's promise dawn bright and true for you and yours.

"For the path of the righteous is as the Light of dawn, that shines brighter and brighter until the full Day." Prov. 4:18


Apr 3, 2010

A Blog Post Title That Won't Embarrass Your Sidebar

And another trip around the old sun. . .



Apr 2, 2010

State-Controlled Political Pornography: Updated with More Proof Than Necessary

Free Speech. Our old Media actually never allowed it. In their unveiled incarnation as our State-Run Media, they still might quash it.

Indeed, the strength of the Blogosphere and its attendant Tea Party movement is that while our betters are doing their best to retain their patrimonial hold on public information and Truth, the children born of the Internet have raced to pull the political porn right off the library shelves. They have sneaked off to their rooms to pound their laptops and keyboards for even more information, and some sense of relief.

Hey, what you lawfully do in your home office is none of my business.

And look, the sexual connotations of "teabagger" didn't start with the Right, and I'm bygawd never going to waste political energy on the defense of meaning. Jeff G. has those bases covered nicely and that sort of wonkish work will uphold the shining Truth for the epitaph of our country-- for the historians who'll eulogize Civilization.

So today we have Dr. Helen discussing the healthy nature of pornography, tepidly touting that it's possibly quite normal and that efforts to control it may be seen as a move to control men's sexuality. She's quite the champion of men's rights and on that level I find a parallel with political speech that is in jeopardy today.

I would submit that it's all of a part: The efforts to malign the Tea Party members with a pornographic insult is strictly used by our detractors to control its natural, healthy expression.

See what I did there? I'm not going to get into a morality play about pornography or get all het up with the stinging injustice or plain meanness of such a tactic. No, I'm your huckleberry for this fight. Bring that sort of nasty tactic and I'll up the ante:

Our moral betters, the Media
, want to keep the children of Liberty out of the discussion. They know that if we discover the truth about the dirty deals, blackmail, extortion, prostitution, and downright perversion of their bought-and-paid-for political practices we would become dispirited. Our attitude toward them would change. We would no longer be pliant and gullible about where political babies and parasites come from.

Mr. Obama wants us to tone it down, lest the children overhear what's being said.

The Media swears that all this free expression is really a malignant perversion just waiting to manifest itself in some violent and tragic commission of a crime, like those who would seek some connection between porn and rape. It seems that there is little foundation for such an idea. Oh, it all fits in nicely with Dr. Helen's little essay and I find myself in the dubious position of defending pornography and free speech on Good Friday.

But allow me to render unto Caesar this morning. The Tenebrae of our sufferings will arrive anon.

The Tea Party, and the Blogosphere, these social media of information, are nothing more than the collective frustration of the powerless discovering a voice. It's the generations of people who have always ranted at the Fourth Estate, yelled at their television, harrumphed at the newspaper editorial page, flung the Time magazine across the room, and wondered why the world was crazy. They secretly thought there must be something wrong with themselves for not buying the fairy tales and poisoned apples of the Press.

Other voiceless people in our nation's past had to hire the Media to champion their Civil Rights, with astounding results. But the hirelings, because they care not for the sheep, took the money and built an empire of political pornography and social engineering, perverting the natural order of healthy expression, suppressing Truth, and maligning those who quested for information. They have consistently been the ones who have been in an orgiastic thrall to Information and Power while telling the Children of Lady Liberty that it's way beyond their ken. We watch the strange bedfellows in their drunken dalliances and question what they're doing? Why, we're just too stupid and young to understand.

If we meet them as adults, accept no condescension and demand equal access we are now become monstrous and dangerous in the State-Run narrative.

If Dr. Helen is correct in the likely assumption that freedom of sexual expression and information has had the opposite effect, i.e., a calming of the baser instincts, then it would behoove our "betters" to let Freedom run its course in the Internet. To suppress free speech and squelch information seems to be a danger that the Left is welcoming into their ever-tightening circle of Media manipulation. Perhaps they know this.

If we know that they know it, and that they welcome its eventuality, how do we circumvent the ever-narrowing funnel they would force us into?

Obama, Reid, Pelosi, et al, have no power but that which they have paid for, or has been granted to them. And the marginally better representatives have no fear but the fear of their lord, the Media. They have no connection with the communities they represent, so image is everything they have to sell, and they either pay for a certain image, subject to a useful one, or sell their soul for it.

They say pornography is the largest industry in the world. I well believe that bit of information. I might posit that drugs are the second largest. Herewith, in Washington D.C. we have the unholy union of them both: The control of Information and the Power to steal at gunpoint.

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How fitting that Pravda provides the now-grizzled wisdom of adults who, with age, have been robbed of the hurly-burly passion of promiscuous politics and have now settled down to a healthy relationship with a good woman they once scorned in their hedonistic youth: capitalism.
Even the Soviets never created such idiocy. The great famine of the late 1920s was caused by quite the opposite, as the Soviets collectivized farms to force peasants off of their land and into the big new factories. Of course this had disastrous results. So one must ask, are the powers that be in Washington and London degenerates or satanically evil? Where is the opposition?
Yeah, Mr. Obama. I'll tone it down when Pravda does.


Update:

Yeah, I'll tone it down when Obama's foreign policy does.

I'll tone it down when Rep. Emanuel Clever quits lying.

Heh. I'll tone it down when Iowahawk does.

Oh, and I'll tone it down when William Douglas, Sam Stein and the HuffPo do.

Apr 1, 2010

So, Whaddaya Wanna Know?

You wanna know why this blog totally sucks right now? Well I'll tell you what: everybody's blog sucks right now.

Except yours, of course.

It's the misery and ennui of Winter giving way to Spring, which should make us all chipper but the pollen is about to kill off the weaker members of the blogosphere and make the rest of us just want to be outside. Anything but stay indoors.

Oh, and Obamacare. Definitely damaging the calm.

For me, it's been an old George MacDonald book to read indoors since the pollen is killing me, and now of course, Captain Hardberger's book will make for a weekend retreat into some other world. Then I have a garden to kill, a niece to pray for, a long-lost nephew reappearing into my life after 25 years, a house full of the newlyweds' fun young friends last Sunday night-- who ate and drank us out of house and home and I can't wait for them to visit again. Bonus: one of the new friends has parents who own a hugemongous skeet range. Can you say Zombie Apocalypse Fallback Plan? I know you can!!

Decongestants talking now, pretty sure. . . so I'm gonna regroup with another Cuba Libre and post this picture just to remind everyone from whence comes Obama's oil industry acumen:

Won't You Be My Neighbor?

Or, y'know, not.


There are stupid sayings in life like, you can choose your friends, but not your family. Heck, you don't know from non-choice until you have sucky nabes. Most of us know how to keep family at a distance, or at least at a minimum of interaction, but there's nothing like a monetary investment in a homestead to keep the crazies close at hand. That sort of forced interaction has epic implications that can lead to all-out feuds for our amusement. Or at least a blog. Go. Read. Comment, if you dare!

Reading there, I'm inspired to create a blogging style so exclusive that even I aggravate myself by being able to comment on it. Something like, Blogging My Misanthropy.

Ms. Anthropy would be a good name for a deth-metal band.